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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay memek in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled porn her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an bokep 'actrice', crot or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new memek study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of crot ecstasy, memek the greater the bokep chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's bokep sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my bokeh days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, %anchor_text% so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was memek the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', porn and bokep that women were prone to what they bokep described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners porn over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your porn sex education porn comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot porn 'As far as I'm concerned, crot bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the most likely bokep reason women were noisy bokep during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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